Q(s)OTD… the Woody Allen edition


Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Here’s a wonderful interview in Interview where Allen talks in depth about his creative process.

(And on a side note, the room here at theOffice is beginning to fill with resolution-minded writers and such. If you’re in LA and interested in trying us out, please call or email first to confirm we have space. Happy 2013, everyone!)