… And then he threw the list in the trash and played video games for the rest of the day. He kept playing video games, and never actually got to his thesis. He dropped out of college and became a janitor at an elementary school. He still had a little time for video games in the evenings, which was a nice get away from cleaning up snot and hamster poop. 10 years later, as he was cleaning the mess of a kickball game gone terribly wrong, he wondered what life would be like if he finished that thesis…
I’ll tell you, he would have been a modern Shakespeare.